awildninetales:

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

REVEAL TRAP CARD, JUDGEMENT OF THE PHARAOH. 

I WILL NOT LET YOUR PEOPLE GO.

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Sorry about those asks

I had some clever replies typed, but tumblr ate my posts! I deleted them so their ugliness cannot plague your dashboards.

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that felt good

awildninetales:

butwhowascodec:

I haven’t laid down a thousand words like that in a long time. Felt natural. Felt good.

Mmm writing feels.

#I cant NaNoWriMo like Nine can

Okay, I seriously can’t NaNoWriMo that well. I do okay until about 10,000 words, and then I’m like HELP WHAT IS PLOT WHAT IS DEVELOPMENT INSERT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE FOR 40,000 WORDS THAT’S WHAT REAL AUTHORS DO RIGHT.

But awesomesauce! Writing always feels amazing! =D

Psh, try

“WELL THEY KEEP WALKING TOWARDS SOMETHING SO I GUESS THEY’LL FIGHT A PHANTOM CHOO CHOO TRAIN.”

“ALSO RASPUTIN”

yeah, that’s what I did today XD

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that felt good

I haven’t laid down a thousand words like that in a long time. Felt natural. Felt good.

Mmm writing feels.

I’ve decided

that my ultimate dream job would probably be to work on MythBusters. You get to do mother fucking science all day. The best science. And when something doesn’t work or you’re done testing with it? You blow it up or set it on fire.

That just sounds awesome. Plus, they have access to so many resources and machines. Goddamn, I could restore the shit out of a car with those sort of assets. I’m sure the money ain’t so bad too.

I’m not going to try to get on the show or anything, I’m just musing about how awesome it would be if it did happen.

cherryb0mb-:

Cuthbert Allgood

cherryb0mb-:

Cuthbert Allgood

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